Poetry

[Trentifus]

The Giant Bridge

 

For the times when your flyer is unavailable,

And entering the water is simply unfavourable,

Walking with Dinosaurs, stamping their feet,

Watching out for the Carnos, people they like to eat,

A bridge must be built, of stone and not thatch,

A bridge of such size that no other can match,

Thousands of stone, thatch and wood,

Went into the building of the biggest structure in the hood,

The Giant Bridge, on its peak all can be seen,

Do not press 'Z' while crossing, we like to keep it clean.

[Titanius]

-Them true feels why i play the ARKS-

 

Playing the ARK at the end of the day,

Is the best way to keep the bad feeling at bay.

 

MY main man @Trentifus keeps me alive,

By feeding me and making sure H2O is close by.

 

@Rippy is my nemesis IRL,

If he invades my server again, ill make him burn in hell.

 

Making cloth hats to get the exp,

All my favourite engrams seem to escape me.

 

I don't clean the poop or tame the wild beasts,

But i do make sure when I build the house I wipe my feets.

 

If you wanna play just add me as a friend,

We can rule the universe together, I don't even make pretend.

[Trentifus]

Welcome @Titanius and congratulations of your first poem. I do so hope to see more from you in the time to come

[Rippy]

@Titanius great first effort mate, I can tell that you haven't had any formal training, unlike @Trentifus, but keep at it mate!

[Titanius]

On 5/16/2016 at 2:28 PM, Rippy said:

@Titanius great first effort mate, I can tell that you haven't had any formal training, unlike @Trentifus, but keep at it mate!

I would like to know when the awards ceremony is? I do believe I am nominated for best up and comer for the poetries also, best Poem drawn from real life experience.

 

Where is my banner @Rippy

[Trentifus]

The Summer Winds

 

As the day breaks, and the leaves fall,

The one they call the master of them all,

@Rippy is his name, from no thread will he refrain,

Disagreeing with @IDNeon leaving him in shame,

But it does not stop there!

Many other have been left in despair,

The one they call @jurasstick10,

"The volley of their conversation an instant classic", said my mate @Ben,

@Titanius has felt his wrath, the cold tip of his blade,

His presence is felt across the land, it's ok to be afraid.

Achievements on X-Box and double that on Steam,

He's even been known to private message Dev's, all part of his cunning scheme.

It been rumoured that he will soon become a Moderator,

What ever you do if this is true, do not become a hater.

 

 

 

 

[Rippy]

1 minute ago, Trentifus said:

The Summer Winds

 

As the day breaks, and the leaves fall,

The one they call the master of them all,

@Rippy is his name, from no thread will he refrain,

Disagreeing with @IDNeon leaving him in shame,

But it does not stop there!

Many other have been left in despair,

The one they call @jurasstick10,

"The volley of their conversation an instant classic", said my mate @Ben,

@Titanius has felt his wrath, the cold tip of his blade,

His presence is felt across the land, it's ok to be afraid.

Achievements on X-Box and doulbe that on Steam,

He's even been known to private message Dev's, all part of his cunning scheme.

It been rumoured that he will soon become a Moderator,

What ever you do if this is true, do not become a hater.

 

 

 

 

I am honoured at being mentioned in this poem @Trentifus. Very funny.

[Trentifus]

Thank you @Rippy @RippyJrEsq, I am not afriad of you.

[Trentifus]

Shadow of the Troll

 

My main mate @Titanius, warned not once by thrice,

For writing posts that were conceived to not at all be that nice.

'I'm misunderstood' he was overheard saying in the hood,

'My intentions are not all bad, I post only for the good',

Perhaps this jolly man, can escape the Moderators ban.

People often see my other main mate @Rippy and me, similar to Chewy and Han,

We can attest that its only good thats carried in his voice,

@ciabattaroll if you lift the curse, the fourms can rejoice.

[Trentifus]

My Fourm MVP's (Most Valuable Posters)

 

With dozens of posts and threads to read,

Survive the ARK Fourms are a place for all to be freed,

Talk of Dinosaurs and Game Suggestions,

There are a few among us who answer all the questions,

With politcal correctness and an open, gentle heart,

@Jen is always one to positively comment on a users Dino art.

@lilpanda, his content count so high,

Everybody depicts him, as a kind and knowledgeable guy,

Who can forget the wise and comprehensive @Jat,

The ARK Fourm Administrator is not his only hat,

Providing up-to-date info on all things old and new,

@GamerPerfection is another one, his answers helping those without a single clue.

@Casanova's honesty, diverting those who talk off-topic,

According to @Rancor, there is no other member who deserves the top-pick.

With many other members deserving a poetic tag,

I save my last for @Rippy, in my opintion he's got it in the bag.

 

 

[Rippy]

Once again @Trentifus, I am honoured to provide a service that at least I know you enjoy on these forums.

[Titanius]

Keep on Reppin’

 

Bustin’ rep out, to the max everyday,

Helps keep all the haters at bay.

 

But you gotta make sure you keeping it real,

Otherwise other peeps wont know how I feel.

 

@Rippy made me a sick banner to show

Except its too amazing, I’m afraid it might explode.

 

Restricting my posts to only 4 per day,

Makes me heaps sad, feel like I cant play.

 

My main man @Trentifus is who I wanna reply to

But I cant do that, and he thinks I’m being rude.

 

Can’t wait for the work day to end,

So I can get online and play with my friend.

 

In the world of ARK where our houses are dope,

We tame dodos and dinos, bae this isn’t a joke.

 

Being the architect and making others chase the resources

Gives me more time to chill and ride on dino-like-horses.

 

Gotta make sure I keep some engrams at hand,

In case I need to them adapt to the land.

 

Still cant get my own water and food,

Cause I need support to help me keep looking good.

 

Doesn’t matter which server, or which console you play,

Make sure you get on the forums and start Reppin’ all day!

[Rippy]

4 minutes ago, Titanius said:

@Rippy made me a sick banner to show

Except its too amazing, I’m afraid it might explode.

Nice poem @Titanius, it was my pleasure to make you the forum banner for your profile, I will get on to making you one tonight for your signature box.

[Titanius]

1 minute ago, Rippy said:

Nice poem @Titanius, it was my pleasure to make you the forum banner for your profile, I will get on to making you one tonight for your signature box.

That would be amazing @Rippy.

I really appreciate all your comments and assistance in improving my poetry skills.

 

I like to think of myself as a younger, more attractive and less virgin version of @Trentifus. But I do try to learn my poetry skills from him, so better give him some credit too.

I look forward to seeing you online tonight to help finish this bridge off! perhaps we could recruit some more people to our tribe if we get more likes in here?

[BadDodo]

The sun has set, the night arises

When the mega hunts, and the stegos sleeps

In the mountain, where the metal's hiding

Flappity flappity flap

There i saw it, a quetzal egg

Landed my ptera, there i shall snag 

Wait, that's not quetzal egg

Stompity stompity stomp

Took the wrong egg, a giga's egg

Can't see a thing, torches is breaking

Chompity chompity chomp

Swoop, there goes my ptera

No way out, Cant get out

There I collapse, Death whom I accept

[Rippy]

2 hours ago, BadDodo said:

The sun has set, the night arises

When the mega hunts, and the stegos sleeps

In the mountain, where the metal's hiding

Flappity flappity flap

There i saw it, a quetzal egg

Landed my ptera, there i shall snag 

Wait, that's not quetzal egg

Stompity stompity stomp

Took the wrong egg, a giga's egg

Can't see a thing, torches is breaking

Chompity chompity chomp

Swoop, there goes my ptera

No way out, Cant get out

There I collapse, Death whom I accept

Great poem @BadDodo, quite amusing as well!! Keep up the good work.

[Trentifus]

@BadDodo, your poem bought a tear to my eye. Your use of words and placement of commas (MIM) is perfect! I encourage you to continue to squirt your creative juices all over the poetry page for all to lap up. Well done, son. 

[BadDodo]

5 hours ago, Trentifus said:

@BadDodo, your poem bought a tear to my eye. Your use of words and placement of commas (MIM) is perfect! I encourage you to continue to squirt your creative juices all over the poetry page for all to lap up. Well done, son. 

 

5 hours ago, Rippy said:

Great poem @BadDodo, quite amusing as well!! Keep up the good work.

Thanks guy, thats inspiration me 2 hour of frustration when the mother of my petra babies got brutally mudered.

My death means nothing, but if any harm come to my ptera, I will hunt you down and i will kill you

[Rancor]

@Trentifus once wrote a poem which included me,

 

Now it’s Rancor's turn to try and see.

 

If such magical words he could muster,

 

with all of these fine poets, he gets quite flustered. 

 

If only @Rippy could help me,

 

But my banner is already pretty.

 

I check the treads for some inspiration,

 

But all I am seeing is some noobs frustrations!

 

Nerf this Nerf that!

 

Quick someone PM @Jat

[Trentifus]

8 hours ago, Rancor said:

@Trentifus once wrote a poem which included me,

Now it’s Rancor's turn to try and see.

If such magical words he could muster,

with all of these fine poets, he gets quite flustered. 

If only @Rippy could help me,

But my banner is already pretty.

I check the treads for some inspiration,

But all I am seeing is some noobs frustrations!

Nerf this Nerf that!

Quick someone PM @Jat

 

@Rancor,

I do so humbly thank you for contributing to the famed ARK Poetry fourms. Your uses of rhymes and idelics. I can see that you're a well versed man, much like myself and @Titanius. I do encourage you to contribute more often.

Well done, new best friend.

[Trentifus]

Giant Clams

 

Common name, the Giant Clam,

Shuts it gape with a underwater slam,

A passive temperament, as patient as a tree,

@ImpureFrost is the one we need to thank if it so comes to be,

A dossier filled with great information,

A source of Silica and Black Pearls if it gets an ARK adaptation,

Although not tameable and a rare sight to see,

It traps air in its shell, allowing you be be underwater for not 1 hour, but three,

Eating fresh fish, or swimmers who delve too close,

The bug repellant wont help, not even a double dose,

Know as Platyceramus in the oldschool Latin tongue,

Odes of joy will be heard across the land, and tales will be sung.

[BadDodo]

On 5/26/2016 at 11:44 AM, Trentifus said:

Giant Clams

 

Common name, the Giant Clam,

Shuts it gape with a underwater slam,

A passive temperament, as patient as a tree,

@ImpureFrost is the one we need to thank if it so comes to be,

A dossier filled with great information,

A source of Silica and Black Pearls if it gets an ARK adaptation,

Although not tameable and a rare sight to see,

It traps air in its shell, allowing you be be underwater for not 1 hour, but three,

Eating fresh fish, or swimmers who delve too close,

The bug repellant wont help, not even a double dose,

Know as Platyceramus in the oldschool Latin tongue,

Odes of joy will be heard across the land, and tales will be sung.

You actually keep you promise, Nice...

Wait till you look at the dossier i made for @ImpureFrost

[d1nk]

I found it !! Nice poems lol maybe one day I'll make one to call my own 

[Trentifus]

7 hours ago, BadDodo said:

You actually keep you promise, Nice...

Wait till you look at the dossier i made for @ImpureFrost

Of course my friend, I was inspired by the Giant Clam and had to act on it immediately. @ImpureFrost is yet to acknowledge it yet though 

14 minutes ago, d1nk said:

I found it !! Nice poems lol maybe one day I'll make one to call my own 

Welcome @d1nk, I do thank you for checking out my pride and joy and do hope to see a poem of your own one day soon!

[Jeremy Stieglitz]

This is cool