Mine is last night...I am sitting at work looking at reddit in my downtime thinking about DILO happened to me last night on Ark and I stumbled upon this thread.
So I am for the most part a solo tribe (other than my two kids that port in to help me now and then) on Official PVP Aberration. I love our server. People are pretty chill. Anyway, I need a crab. Once I get a crab so much will open up to me. So I made a sweat Crab taming trap. Got my catapult positioned and made some boulders. I jump on my high level rav "Theodore" and go looking for a crab to tame. I find a lvl 10...bleh. So I decide to test on it. I pull agro and kite him to the trap. I get careless and not kiting well enough when I get pulled off my rav and squished by his claw...my rav is on passive. poop. I spawn and run back and hes still hitting my rav. I try to go jump on him and run off but the crab snatches me up again and squishes me again. DILO!. I am running back...AGAIN...from even further away...and right when I get close to while aggressive...I get the notification that my rav died. Sad face. rip Teddy. Ok. get over it, I have like 12 ravs. I pull agro on the crab and get him in the trap. Recover my ravs loot. Proceed to knock it out...but I kill it with two shots. I figured.
Ok...I go get another rav and look for abother crap. I see a lvl 135! Sweet. It's go time. I repeat the same poop except now there are spinos spawned on the path back but I manage to avoid. I get him in the trap. Success. I jump on the catapult and proceed. About 10 shots and the crab dies. DILO. I swear I was hitting the body except maybe twice. Now I am annoyed. Screw it. I will go grab my spino and just go kill some poop. In that process...my kid wakes up...I come back down stairs and me and my spino are dead from a lvl 95 Crab...log off.
