Well this happened two days ago; I hope you don't mind.
Two friends and I are on a Tethered/Local server. At this point we are just entering our Metal age and we have firearms, but we are in desperate need of metal for ammo. The host finds a cave with a relic inside... You would think we decided to collect the metal first and then go into the cave. The host goes "No, trust me dude we got this". We enter the cave with hide/chitin armor, crossbows, and pikes. We see 2 or 3 Dilophosaurs and the host goes "I'll stay back with the torch, if I die you two will teleport away with me". We kill one... and suddenly it was World War Dilo. We ended up killing 20 Dilo's after the two of us die at least 6 times each. We reach an open part of the cave where the relic lies and we see more Dilos and a couple Bats. "I think we should leave and bring guns, the Bats are probably going to mess us up" i said. "There's only two, we'll be fine" the host said. There we not only two. There were SO many. We die again. We come back, there's no way we can kill of them, but I have 140% movement speed so I'm thinking I could run in, grab the loot, and run out. That did not happen; I run in, get spit in my eyes, trip off a cliff into lava. *Sizzle*. We're all almost completely dehydrated. The host and the other player are running to the exit as I repeatedly get shat on by Bats and Dilos. They get out and ran frantically to the beach; the host makes it to the water but the other player dies from dehydration.. as his burnt corpse stumbles forward into the water.
Long story short; we enter a cave decked out with armor, pikes, and crossbows ready for war. We exit the cave running, screaming, and naked.
