TheBanditKing

I made love to a doedicurous while it was unconscious and killed my lvl 240 dung beetle with my wyern. Evidently they are weak to lightning, who knew... Tomorrow is a new day.

I ran around the island and roleplayed a cannibal and cooked and ate someones friend while I made them watch from a cage. Afterwards I asked them one riddle and if they answered right they would be spared and given a gift before they were set free. They got it wrong and I cooked them too. The riddle was, "How many new bad dino sounds does it take to make someone quit the game?"