Dustiest-Ninja

I hate to complain and cause a fuss but,

UGGGGGGGGG!! That scorpion woman dossier is absolutely disgusting!

Healing healing hippos!

9 hours ago, Jtmorris said:

Before reading the dossier details, I thought this was a ROUS (Rodent of unusual size - from Princess Bride)

or perhaps a combination of that and a Death dog from Willow:
 

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If there are, we'll all be dead!

Dry grasslands and sandy ecosystems?

This is so cool! I am noticing a pattern. If I remember correctly these are highly requested creatures. Therefor I am willing to think that the dossiers are starting to wind down for launch. MIASAUR MIASAUR!

An event where all drops are weapons and ammo.

"BEES COME DOWN AND LOOK INTO YOUR BONES!"

Let the Homestarrunner references and bad puns flow forth!

Is Ark Primal still in development?

On 9/17/2016 at 9:37 AM, Jat said:

Hey guys!

Quick question. The last crunch, and this one have been quite lengthy, so I was wondering - how do you guys feel about that? Would you rather I re-size the pictures to be smaller than 1920x1080? Perhaps just leaving the winning entries at that res, and the others smaller? Or are you happy with the slightly longer scroll. I personally would like to keep it all at 1080p, but what are your thoughts - the Crunch is made for you guys, so let me know!

Another week of great creations, thanks again for all the creativity everyone - you rock! 

 

I say divide the bigger posts into smaller posts. It takes a (relatively) long time to load the pages.

2 hours ago, Squidge Meister said:

 

That was a more hipster answer than I was expecting.

14 hours ago, Purrmaster said:

I haven't heard much mention of Tek Tier recently.  Could you please confirm whether that is still upcoming and, if so, a rough timeline of when you think it might hit?  I really want to shoot a dinosaur with a plasma rifle.

"... and will soon make their debut along with the first Tek Tier items (Power Armor). "

Maybe those eggs belong to JOHN CENA!

Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun!

Dundun dun dundundundunddduuuundundundnudnun! I hope for the best! Though I sadly feel that there will not be any real surprises here. I hope they add more underwater bubles without us knowing it.

lol I don't think I've waited this long to have question answered in a long time. I think it's a good thing though that we've gone roughly a month without a digest. It means that they are royally working their tales off.

Imagine the fish you could catch with that as bait!

I was just thinking today that the game lacks a worm...

On 8/6/2016 at 6:19 PM, FlyinJapman4 said:

I've been getting on ARK every night in hopes of the update. An Allo pack would really help with this herd of Brontos on my island. Seriously...like seven Brontos across the cove from me, and two more on a small island a few feet out of the cove. I don't have the means to tame a Rex yet...

Tame a bunch of scorpions wtih rotten meat and you should be good if you have the other ingreds.

18 hours ago, DaEndGame said:

That would be interesting, to say the least. Although the main problem for that is that there are now assets for modern structures. So a Modder would have to make them in order to do so.

Pretty simple though, we live in a bunch of squares.

I wish for an urban ruins map.

Yay! An article came out right when I most wanted it!

This seems like a pretty solid decision, and from the streams I have watched I think SoTF is a very exciting game mode. I am eager for this to come out on Xbox, but the decision to watch and wait sounds pretty good to me. (Just please don't make console SoTF vaperware.)

P.S.(You don't need an excuse to not be a free to play game, because there is little excuse for micro transactions.)

"Just a general reminder that they should remain safe for work, think of the children!"

I feel like the amount of offensively disturbing innuendo in "ARK GOT ME A GIRLFRIEND" disqualifies it.

Not to say the ending is not funny, or that they did not put a lot of hard work into it.

3 hours ago, Torkkar said:

Don't forget the Crystal and Lanius

FTL Awesome little game that ALMOST COULD! rip

Almost could? RIP? It is fabulous, sure I wish for a sequal, but I think it is a classic.