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      ARK Sales!   12/20/17

      For those who've yet to experience the joys of ARK, nows your chance to get in as we have a huge host of discounts across various platforms and regions! The discounts and sale length may vary so please continue reading for further sales information! PlayStation 4 (EU) Winter Sale! ARK will be participating in this year's PlayStation 4 Winter Sale! Discounts may vary based on region, so please double check to ensure you can get it in time! ARK: Survival Evolved ARK: Explorer’s Edition ARK: Season pass ARK: Scorched Earth Humble Bundle Sale! ARK: Survival Evolved ARK: Scorched Earth ARK: Season Pass


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  1. Bad Puns

    Bad Puns I recently bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day long. I once saw a snobbish criminal walking down a flight of stairs in my building. He was a condescending con descending. Rick Astley is pretty easy when it comes to lending people films from his Pixar Bluray collection, but he's never gonna give you Up. When Ghandi was alive, he rarely wore shoes, leaving the soles of his feet rugged and tough. He also lived a strict vegetarian lifestyle, leaving his body frail, and giving him terrible breath. Therefore, Ghandi was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.