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ChrisCoughlin

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About ChrisCoughlin

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  • Birthday 12/25/76
  1. Bad Puns I recently bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day long. I once saw a snobbish criminal walking down a flight of stairs in my building. He was a condescending con descending. Rick Astley is pretty easy when it comes to lending people films from his Pixar Bluray collection, but he's never gonna give you Up. When Ghandi was alive, he rarely wore shoes, leaving the soles of his feet rugged and tough. He also lived a strict vegetarian lifestyle, leaving his body frail, and giving him terrible breath. Therefore, Ghandi was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.
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  3. Konichiwa, fellow survivors. HOWDY FOLKS!!! I'm Chris, 40, from New York City. I'm a Capricorn, and enjoy longs walks along Black Sands, picking rare mushrooms, and spending sunny afternoons killing Argentavis from the comfort and safety of my trusty Pteranodon. Had long time interest in ARK but could never bridge the gap from scrounging for and eating berries to hunting for meat and taming dinos. As luck would have it, a kind couple got their Rex stuck in my backyard (on one of those unharvestable trees) and took me along with them. Now I'm level seventy-something and I'm totally loving this game. I guess that's all. Happy Friday to those of us who aren't Australian!!