How have you been "ARK'ed" lately?
Let me get it started.
Yesterday the wife and I headed over to the red obi on the Island for our weekly boss kills to farm element. Got to the obi pulled the Megatheriums onto the pad, dumped the artifacts and tributes for Beta Broodmother. We spawned in, I mounted our new lvl 230 Yuti, wife on our new 217 pig with 17 Mega's. We killed the BM with only 1 Mega lost. We teleport back proceeded to move the megas off and load the 17 Rexes on the pad ready for the Monkey. Dropped all the required Items in the obi and start the teleport process. 3...2....1.