How have you been "ARK'ed" lately?
Let me get it started.
Yesterday the wife and I headed over to the red obi on the Island for our weekly boss kills to farm element. Got to the obi pulled the Megatheriums onto the pad, dumped the artifacts and tributes for Beta Broodmother. We spawned in, I mounted our new lvl 230 Yuti, wife on our new 217 pig with 17 Mega's. We killed the BM with only 1 Mega lost. We teleport back proceeded to move the megas off and load the 17 Rexes on the pad ready for the Monkey. Dropped all the required Items in the obi and start the teleport process. 3...2....1..... Loading screen and viola, my wife and 19 dinos enter and I stay behind at the obi. I clicked the button to start the teleportation process for goodness sake . I was not mounted or anything. My wife tried to whistle the rexes to attack as the monkey was halfway down the stairs already. The rexes engaged but for some reason the yuty got stuck in the mess of rexes and 30 seconds later got smacked with rock in the face. The yuty died a few moments later and obviously my wife died and left the arena. 17 rexes still alive and fighting when she died.
So now we have been ARK'ed and just to add to the "pain" 17 bred rexes, 1 yuty and a pig worse off with nothing to show for it.