This is the funniest post on Ark I have read so far, great names and ideas.
I try to give some tames funny names, these are some of the one I remember from our tribe:
My male mosa called Flying Dutchman, Our best Theri called Tickles, My personal Ankylos called Hammer and Mjolnir, a spider called Itsy Bitsy (yes, they are useless and a pain to tame), a pair of dilos called Dildo and Lube (they were parked at the base main entrance to greet visitors), a Poison Wyvern called Poison Ivy, and a Fire Wyvern called Armageddon (I know, not too original) and our tapes, Duct Tape, Scotch Tape, Red