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LilNastyGurl

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  1. Escape the ARK? who said anything about escaping the ARK? Oh no, you're there forever. You're in an ARK right now. It may look different, with the lack of dinos and the progression of technology, but you're still in ARK. There's just no obelisks or drops here, so you can't transfer out. You can't leave. You're here forever.
  2. Thanks for featuring my Zygo dossier in the CC!
  3. Does Sheldor5 EVER post anything that isn't bad?

  4. Just so you all know, Tamed Allosaurs went from 100% MvSpd to 90% MvSpd, and Mosasaurs gained a slight nerf to HP and DMG (really negligible for high levels, 1% HP and 5% Melee). Most of the threads on these have been deleted, so yeah. More you know.

    1. AceAckbar

      AceAckbar

      Interesting to know :D

       

  5. 79.91% Approval rating!

  6. Woooo, big thanks to everyone who got me to 1,000 Reps. Glad my posts were agreeable and entertaining.

    1. AceAckbar

      AceAckbar

      Congratulations :D

  7. I remember a weird feminist girl who would write entire ranty paragraphs. She accused me of wanting to suck up to the staff to become a mod. She accused Casanova of being an orwellian admin and erasing anything. She made a thread in response to one of my threads "Should Griefers be Banned" being locked and soapboxed in the Off-Topic section around Jan 7th - 11th.

    I scanned my previous posts and she has completely ceased to exist, deleted off the face of the earth. Her threads, her replies to me, everything. I wonder what she did to get nuked off of this sight, well besides trying to turn this place into her soapbox.

  8. If you ever named your Megaloceros Bambi I'm going to stick berries in your butt

    1. bulldog1986

      bulldog1986

      What about Bullwinkle? lol

  9. I decided to vigorously pleasure myself while I was in selfie mode like some primal slack-jawed Conan player HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG Then I tried and failed to defeat a wild Giga because it kept eating and gaining 2,000 HP
  10. How do you submit things for the community crunch?
  11. Damn, these things are really amazing and deserving of appreciation! I swear to God if people come here to complain about the flyers...
  12. I'll give in, and say yeah, PvE shouldn't be getting nerfed. I'd go even further and tell WC just to give the PvEr crowd a "Creative Mode" and be done with them. 

    1. AceAckbar

      AceAckbar

      Couldn't agree more, especially with how uppity they get >.>

  13. Man, people will complain about anything nowadays.
  14. "So, baby what do you want for Valentine's Day? Chocolate? Stuffed Animals? Lingerie?" "No, you got me those last year. I want something new, something special." "How about x3 Maturing Rates on Official?" "MARRY ME"
  15. I have 500 Rep? Okay. 

    1. AceAckbar

      AceAckbar

      That would probably have something to do with the fact that you're a grill.

      That, or the fact that you are not only active, but always have something constructive to add while putting dumbasses in their place.

  16. Well the Parasaur is the "only 10 minutes" mount that most first-timers tame. It's the most basic and rudimentary dino so far, and that's not a bad thing.
  17. I've always hated horses, and now ARK has given me the ability to kill them on meat runs! Thank you WC!
  18. As somebody who hates mammals, I actually like this one. ARK works its magic on me again.
  19. They want to win a contest for "Best use of an animal", and they're trying to be nominated despite the animal not even being in the game yet. "Oh hey guys! I wanna be nominated!" "Um, Wildcard, you don't have a farm animal in your game?" "Yes I do! Here!" -presents drawing- "You have Ovis in your game?" "Ummm,not yet...but we will! So it counts right?" "....."
  20. Let's be chinese raiders for today.

  21. I remember the last post about this going "Please vote for us to win this award, even though we never actually put this in the game yet!" Good save.
  22. To the people complaining at wildcard for releasing this and being sacks of smeg over this new update, go to hell. I don't care what you do. gay or straight, black or white, I don't care. Go to hell. You know, I'd be a miserable wad of phiomia smegma about paid dlcs if it wasn't for the fact that I paid 30 bucks for a dinosaur themed survival game and got around 1,500 hours (and counting) of my moneys worth back having fun. Wildcard is doing some weird or seedy crap. All gaming companies do. The titanosaur's temporary tame being a secret, the delaying of the official release, and the vagueness of the endgame plans and official release. I don't like what's going on but unless I'm in the office programming the bug fixes myself I'm not going to get all pissy because of a possibly glitch Dlc. They've been working on it anyway so I guess we can take it and hope that the cash goes towards optimizing SurvE and ScorchE. Also, programmer dudes, you could help. Unless you know how hard it is to fix game breaking bugs with no money at your disposal.
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