warfin74

My prediction for how to tame a Fjordhawk based on the difficulty and process of every tame released since Gen 1. 1. You must be wearing a full bunny cost placed over primitive cloth armor, no worries if you didn't get it during Eggcellent Extravaganze, they are for sale in the hexagon store after each event ends (lol). 2. Insert Rockarrot into rectum. Must be placed single and no stacking cause that would be weird. 3. Jump off cliff that Fjordhawk nest is and do bunnyhop emote as you soar past them on the way down. See #1 for how to get bunnyhop emote (lol). You must be within .3 meters of the Fjordhawk for the taming process to take effect. 4. Server save you did it at the wrong time. 5. Must not have any tames uncryo'd within 800^2 meters or otherwise their excellent eyesight will cause them to be on the defensive. 6. Repeat Step #3 7. Gain 0.7% taming effectiveness on a level 10 Fjordhawk. 8. Rockarrot decay timer fades go to step #2 you have lost all taming effectiveness.

You young whipper snappers!!! When I was your age I had to press W both ways uphill, in the snow, to tame a dilo! That was the only thing we could tame. AND WE LIKED IT! We didn't have your narcotics, buncha whiny kids! We had to knock the dilo senseless with the corpse of our dead cousin. AND WE LIKED IT! Poor Human, he died from swamp fever, not that any of you whipper snappers would know what that is with your antidotes. When we got swamp fever, we died! AND WE LIKED IT! There were no flyers back in the good ole days. If we wanted to go somewhere fast, we punched a Triceratops and had him ram us to where we were going. AND WE LIKED IT!

You young whipper snappers!!! When I was your age I had to press W both ways uphill, in the snow, to tame a dilo! That was the only thing we could tame. AND WE LIKED IT! We didn't have your narcotics, buncha whiny kids! We had to knock the dilo senseless with the corpse of our dead cousin. AND WE LIKED IT! Poor Human, he died from swamp fever, not that any of you whipper snappers would know what that is with your antidotes. When we got swamp fever, we died! AND WE LIKED IT! There were no flyers back in the good ole days. If we wanted to go somewhere fast, we punched a Triceratops and had him ram us to where we were going. AND WE LIKED IT!