chris282
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It seems implausible to me, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that anyone would take even a simple raft onto the ocean without a cursory understanding of basic safety procedures. And yet we are expected to believe that this man - this self-styled "Admiral" Chris - led a fortified stone gunship to its complete destruction, killing all hands on deck, because he "forgot about the whales."
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Tragically, Oz didn't last the day. He was killed by a Bronto while I was offline. It's carnage out here on the edge, man. Carnage I tell you. Just me, Dorothy and Snoop Lion now. This afternoon we stripped the base and tonight we go north in a stone gunship. This is not my first attempt to conquer the north and tensions are high. I hope to raise morale by rescuing Scarecrow, who got lost in the mountains some days ago.
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Double prime meat for Oz tonight, after he killed and ate a raider while I was stripped and unconscious on the floor. Further attacks are anticipated.
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We now have a Dorothy, which has cheered up Scarecrow no end. I've been trying not to repeat names so far (except Parasaurs, which are all called Ensign Redshirt), but the body count is stacking up.
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Toto went for a Kentrosaurus while the rest of us were dealing with something else. Tin Man fell prey to an unexpectedly feisty Raptor.
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Toto and Tin Man are dead. A dark cloud hangs over the remaining members of the Yellow Brick Road Gang, but the mission was a success. We now have enough gas to run our single auto-turret for two days. The valiant sacrifice of our brave comrades will ne'er be forgot. Aushegun: I uploaded to Imgur and posted the link (force of habit from other forums) - that worked ok. Also congrats!
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Me and the new mob. From left to right: Toto, Tin Man, Scarecrow, me and Oz.
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Aushegun, I shall make my next Dilo naming convention Oz-themed, in your honour.
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Met my first Giga, which wiped out me and my Dilo gang in a heartbeat. RIP Tank Girl, Booga, Spock and Mr Bridger. Oh Mr Bridger, I'll miss you the most.
