Introducing: The Extinct Gamer

[Joebl0w13]

Dossier:

 

Common Name: Boomer

Species: Homo Absconditus

Time Period: Late 70s

Diet: Mueslix, Giner Ale, TV Dinners, Metamucil, Prune Juice

Temperament: Aggressive, confused, condescending, perfectly ok with paying for games

 

Favorite games: 

Space Invaders
Galaxian
Asteroids
Tail Gunner
Lunar Lander

 

Natural Environment:

Bingo halls
Dennys
Golf courses
Community Centers
Facebook

 

Taming:

Handing them grandchildren.
Installing a new TV for them.
Fixing their computer, allowing them access to AOL.
Demonstrating how to drive faster than 55 MPH.
Fixing their VHS player for them.

 

Dangers in the wild:

Self-checkout lanes
Encountering them in the left lane of the highway
Discussing politics
Asking why they have a land line
Mentioning Radio Shack

 

Abilities:

Sleeping: anytime, anywhere, through anything
Paying for just about anything for kids and grandkids
Leaving a wreak of an economy and the environment
Questioning blue or pink colored hair
Calling you the wrong name while spontaneously starting a conversation about something completely unrelated to the current conversation

 

Drops:

Rusty old tools
Bits of knowledge that were applicable 45 years ago
Used reader digest
Bottles of expired prescriptions
Well, everything occasionally
 

Artwork:

[Azenitor]

you see before you the pinnacle of mankinds ingenuity

[darkradeon]

This is too OP, need to nerf it a lil,  I hope players cannot breed it :V

[Atrament]

Ahh yes, The Couch Giga.

[CosmicSkeleton]

4 hours ago, Joebl0w13 said:

I still mourn.

*cracks open can and sips* yep, they just don't make 'em like they used to.

[Sovira]

The best suggestion yet, I wonder if it doesn't win what this would look like themed towards Aberration 🤣

[Newt2005]

We need this in our game! Its game play so well thought out and complex ❤️

[katann77573]

LOL I agree tooo Op

[CosmicSkeleton]

On 4/9/2023 at 3:23 PM, Joebl0w13 said:

Mentioning Radio Shack

I feel personally attacked

[Joebl0w13]

8 minutes ago, CosmicSkeleton said:

I feel personally attacked

I still mourn.

[TheMoschopsGuy]

Imagine if this ends up winning and gets released in the game 😄

[Ermerus]

6 hours ago, darkradeon said:

This is too OP, need to nerf it a lil,  I hope players cannot breed it :V

Man...is illegal🤣

[Joebl0w13]

34 minutes ago, TheMoschopsGuy said:

Imagine if this ends up winning and gets released in the game 😄

Wouldn't that be a hoot.

[VII2U5]

Dude, ain't no way they gonna add this. This is too op! 😭😩

[NnjaChicken]

This boutta destroy the meta

[TheMoschopsGuy]

1 hour ago, Joebl0w13 said:

Wouldn't that be a hoot.

If this gets added, i think that there will be hoards of players who are going to protest because a joke suggestion won.

[Joebl0w13]

32 minutes ago, TheMoschopsGuy said:

If this gets added, i think that there will be hoards of players who are going to protest because a joke suggestion won.

Oh it won't get added. Just a goof for fun.