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On 5/1/2017 at 10:00 PM, DaGoodNamesWereTaken said:

Not a meme but I guess you could turn one into it.


My server used to crack ark related yo mama jokes which was always fun lol.


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Your moms so fat it takes 10,000 hide to make her a pair of pants.

Your moms dlc is coming out next month, the Titana-wh/ore-a-saurus

Your moms favorite kibble is D**k


One of my tribe mates used to say yo mama jokes during raids, usually always related to ark.

Yo mama so fat she needs a bigger behemoth gate built for her

Yo mama been ridden more than a battle bronto


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How do you know an ARK survivor doesn't care? He doesn't give a human feces.


In Soviet ARK, dinos tame you!  


Chuck Norris steals from Pegomastax


Chuck Norris outran a sprinting alpha raptor, jumped into the water, inked a tusoteuthis then carried it back onto land, then a quetz rode him


YAY, these are terrible



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