Cordiste Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Funny Ark Stories Hey everybody, I saw this on the Steam ARK forum and it was awesome, I did a search here and I couldn't find someone who had started one on this forum. So, arkers, give me your funniest ARK stories and moments from across the whole game. Solo experiences, epic PvP battles or just good old fashioned chaos. I don't have any of my own that come to mind at the moment, so I'm looking for someone to start us off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endlers Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I once played ark and i played for over 20 minutes.. with out crashing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WallyWick Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I just recently got my brother to start playing with me on splitscreen. When we went to the east lava cave on the Center, he seemed to really enjoy luring the cave critters around and watching them cascade into the lava. It was pretty hilarious to watch 50 or so snakes and spiders pouring off of the cliffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherBeachNoob Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I used to live on a boat. Now our boat is permanently stationed at our main base. We keep our otters in the boat, but they always sink through the floor. We always find them underneath the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordiste Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 4/13/2020 at 9:59 PM, WallyWick said: I just recently got my brother to start playing with me on splitscreen. When we went to the east lava cave on the Center, he seemed to really enjoy luring the cave critters around and watching them cascade into the lava. It was pretty hilarious to watch 50 or so snakes and spiders pouring off of the cliffs. That’s actually pretty awesome. Lol. Too bad you don’t get the mats from them tho! Just thought of something you guys might find hilarious/retarded... when I was getting my first argy and then subsequent argys, I wasnt good enough to kite the argy into the taming pen without locking my Petra inside. So to make things easier, I would just hop off the ptera after flying it in the cage, run around to close the gate and watch the Petra get sacrificed to the argy while I tranq’d it. I would recover the saddle then go get another. Lmao. RIP Pterry 1 thru 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigchingus7890 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I was on the island and my saber got faster every time I got on it so I got on and off about 50 times and then I got back to my base on the other side of the map (I was north just taming the saber) in like less then a minute and then my game crashed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordiste Posted April 16, 2020 Author Share Posted April 16, 2020 9 hours ago, Bigchingus7890 said: I was on the island and my saber got faster every time I got on it so I got on and off about 50 times and then I got back to my base on the other side of the map (I was north just taming the saber) in like less then a minute and then my game crashed lol Lmao. Was it going Mach s*** right before crashing? Sounds awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigchingus7890 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Cordiste said: Lmao. Was it going Mach s*** right before crashing? Sounds awesome It was like the tek leg armor running thing only times 10 and no effects and really laggy so yea pretty much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordiste Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 I was excited to find a nice ichty hanging out in the shallows so I ran around collecting meat then halfway through my tame my cat jumped on my lap and knocked the attack button on the Xbox controller. I punched the HELL out of that dolphin and it went away ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeEnergyDrink Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1. Dropped 2000 black pearls on ground for trade, they fell straight through the ground. Never to be found again. 2. Got wiped by Enforcement team completely for having 100 lightpets in aberation server with no warning.. 3. Lost over 100 dinos due to lag. Many other Ark stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordiste Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 Everyone’s stories are about Ark glitches! Lol i found an anky today floating, dead, just above the ground and it’s tail was like 3x longer than normal. Weird, funny glitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayaan21 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 One time I spwned in the highlands in Rag. I found a giga it was bust killing a bronto and I thought it was a rex. I started punching its feet and It couldn't reach me I actuallt mangaged to knock out a level 2 giga with my fists. ( It only took 1 hour 29minutes.) I think this might have been a glitch because I tried this Later and It did in fact hit me. P.S. I had 5 times taming on my server so i did mange to tame him by killing the nearby ovis and feeding 600 marcoberries. My friend was the one who fed him 300 Narcotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyme Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I tamed 3 titanosaurs and stacked them on top of eachother by jumping off a cliff onto the others back. Lasted about a minute until they started spazzing out and the stack collapsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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