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Hey , Hey I want to be an Arkstar


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Hey , Hey I want to be an Arkstar

Yeah its an old Nickelback song ,,, well ,,, I updated it a little 

 

Im through with waiting on line for tribes ill never get in 
Its like the 10000th hour and i know theres no way to win
This ascension hasnt turned out quite the way i want it to be
I want a great big base , lookin like its got no end
And an incubator big enough that i can race my giga in
An a big red diplo with a saddle built for ten plus me 

Ill need a wyvern thats got no carry limit 
And a big black quetz with a tek bed on it 
gonna join the mile high club at 37000 feet
I want new tek storage full of old riot and fur
My own star on right on Hollywood Boulevard 
Some where between Nooblets and a Parasaur is fine for me 

Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game 
Id even log out of steam and change my name

Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar
And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars
The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap 
We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep

And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases 
Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us
Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there 
Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll 

Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar 
Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar  

I just wanna play my game , without all the hassles
Fight my boss rex and eat up a$$holes
Then go sell a couple eggs
So I can build my base for free

I gonna dress my toon with the latest fashion
pin all the gates on my big tek mansion
Gonna date a discord girl that loves to stream
and make money for me

Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game 
Id even log out of steam and change my name

Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar
And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars
The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap 
We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep

And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases 
Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us
Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there 
Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll 

Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar 
Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar 

And we'll hide out on our alt toons
watch the latest vids and make fun of noobs
Theyll do anything for a dino and a smile
Everybodys got a narc dealer on speed dial 
Hey, Hey , I wana be an Arkstar

Im gonna write on the forum and offend the censors
Keep all my narcs in tek storage like its a dispenser
I'll get a gasbag to hold all my stuff 
Take off towards the stars with a great big puff

Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game 
Id even log out of steam and change my name

Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar
And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars
The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap 
We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep
And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases 
Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us
Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there 
Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll 

Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar 
Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar 

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