Yanozha Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Hey , Hey I want to be an Arkstar Yeah its an old Nickelback song ,,, well ,,, I updated it a little Im through with waiting on line for tribes ill never get in Its like the 10000th hour and i know theres no way to win This ascension hasnt turned out quite the way i want it to be I want a great big base , lookin like its got no end And an incubator big enough that i can race my giga in An a big red diplo with a saddle built for ten plus me Ill need a wyvern thats got no carry limit And a big black quetz with a tek bed on it gonna join the mile high club at 37000 feet I want new tek storage full of old riot and fur My own star on right on Hollywood Boulevard Some where between Nooblets and a Parasaur is fine for me Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game Id even log out of steam and change my name Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar I just wanna play my game , without all the hassles Fight my boss rex and eat up a$$holes Then go sell a couple eggs So I can build my base for free I gonna dress my toon with the latest fashion pin all the gates on my big tek mansion Gonna date a discord girl that loves to stream and make money for me Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game Id even log out of steam and change my name Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar And we'll hide out on our alt toons watch the latest vids and make fun of noobs Theyll do anything for a dino and a smile Everybodys got a narc dealer on speed dial Hey, Hey , I wana be an Arkstar Im gonna write on the forum and offend the censors Keep all my narcs in tek storage like its a dispenser I'll get a gasbag to hold all my stuff Take off towards the stars with a great big puff Im gonna trade this boredom for a dino game Id even log out of steam and change my name Cus we all just wanna be a big Arkstar And live in big tek bases that shine like the stars The janes come easy and the narcs come cheap We'll all stay grumpy cus we just wont sleep And we'll all hang out in the coolest bases Near the scar at night while wyvern fly past us Every metal breaking janes gonna wind up there Every discord bunny with her bleach blonde hair , and we'll Hey , Hey , i want to be an Arkstar Hey , Hey , I want to be an Arkstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AChryst Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 haha got my daily laugh in with this today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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