Aushegun Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I'm sure I can't be the only person who has caught themselves think about the real world in ARK ways. I know I play too much ARK when in real life: - I try to get a better look at something, and my brain instinctively tries to hot key my spyglass. -I see a huge rock along the side of the road, and wonder how much metal I could get out of it. -I see an a cool animal, and wonder what its stats might be. Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowgirl Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When Ark first came out I was really REALLY addicted like play 12 hours a day addicted. It was not unheard of for me to see a downed tree and want to harvest it for wood lol (especially because back then the servers were cluttered with spawn blocking foundations) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishootpaint Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I pet my dog and wonder why she didnt sit down and glow.... And what happened to her meat pack saddle? Look at my rifle and wonder if its damaged capped. Walk into doors because im spoiled with tek doors. Wonder why I havent got a BP yet when ive bern fishing for hours. My wife asks where somthing is and try to pull up my tribe log in my head. Every time i say the letter J i flich like im about to get swarmed by tames. Ask my local restaurant if their mutton is any good for taming 4 ton semi feathered animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techsupport Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 jesus christ guys stop playing so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngrySaltire Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When I go out bird watching or doing a voluntary breeding bird survey and I start wondering what level the birds are. "Oh I wonder if that Grasshopper Warbler is a 150" or "Good darn it my binoculars arent working they not displaying the birds level and gender" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incubescence Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Wishing I had troughs for my pets and wondering why my lawnmower just uses gas and doesn’t give me any resources Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d1nk Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When it gets light outside irl and you're staring at a baby dino, you say to yourself: ' Its fine ! Ill have some breakfast, coffee and pretend like its a normal day and I just woke up! ' *asleep 30 mins later in chair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngrySaltire Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, Techsupport said: jesus christ guys stop playing so much Am far to in and commited now ? Best just to roll with it. 19 minutes ago, ishootpaint said: Ask my local restaurant if their mutton is any good for taming 4 ton semi feathered animals. This one killed me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowboundGem Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I had a job interview today it was a panel of 3 I swear the lady kept looking at me like a raptor working out if she could kill and eat me, she kept cocking her head to the side had super beady eyes but didn't talk to me. I honestly got the creeps from her she must play PvP.. Great minds think alike... I also almost made this post type earlier due to this incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMP Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I always wonder what level when I'm fishing the river and see a beaver. Once in a while I'll get nervous when I walk through a door and it doesn't auto-close behind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowboundGem Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, SMP said: I always wonder what level when I'm fishing the river and see a beaver. Once in a while I'll get nervous when I walk through a door and it doesn't auto-close behind me. The fishing I can relate too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldster Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 When I'm seriously considering medicating myself to handle the lower back pain from sitting so long in a chair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d1nk Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 30 minutes ago, Oldster said: When I'm seriously considering medicating myself to handle the lower back pain from sitting so long in a chair... I can relate to this on my weekends of gaming so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampeh Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Had a dream a few days ago that I had to catch a bus but had to go to a different bus stop because there was a wild giga beside it. Yep I definitely play too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDonn Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 ... See a large flat area next to a ravine, and a little body of water, and think, "what a good base building spot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JNoble Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Does fantasizing about what a high level lightning wyvern could do to your idiot co-workers count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowgirl Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Today I was walking and I thought I saw a carbonemys egg on the ground, but I haven't been playing a lot, it was the moss on the ground lol (the color) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaprosuchus Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I don't have alot of waking moments about ark but i did start out of a dead sleep once yelling "WE NEED TO IMPRINT THE WYVERN" when SE first came out. my wife patted me on the back and told me she would go do it. I do often try to mentally do text searches when i am trying to find things in books. or sometimes when in the store i wish they had a compare function because i hate searching for crap. if you guys have back problems try those standing desks they really help alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightB1234 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I have caught myself thinking about how my base would look in my surrounding area and trying to figure out what resources would be close by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d1nk Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 When you transfer servers and see the loadscreen: "Remember to eat!" and it then reminds you that you need to eat IRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d1nk Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Kaprosuchus said: I don't have alot of waking moments about ark but i did start out of a dead sleep once yelling "WE NEED TO IMPRINT THE WYVERN" when SE first came out. my wife patted me on the back and told me she would go do it. I do often try to mentally do text searches when i am trying to find things in books. or sometimes when in the store i wish they had a compare function because i hate searching for crap. if you guys have back problems try those standing desks they really help alot. Typical standing desk guy, has to push onto everyone how great a standing desk is. Family Guy Reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruvas78 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Walking to the pub about a year ago with a mate, chatting away when a crow crowed above us in a tree. We both stopped and looked at each other. Luckily he was the first to say he thought it was a quetzal above us. This has allowed me to tease him about it ever since, not knowing that I thought the exact same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueberryJackal Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 It may not fit here, but when we graduate from school, we have to do presentation about something scientific. And i still have about two years left. We already had a small lecture about this. Since then i am thinking a lot about the topic, i want to use for the preentation. Currently i am stuck with Dinosaurs. Now imagine this. I am doing the preparations for this, i am writing all the stuff i know about different dinosaurs, different species, different classification and so on. And pretty much all I know about dinosaurs, all the knowledge is from a VIDEO GAME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milsurp Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 14 hours ago, Aushegun said: I'm sure I can't be the only person who has caught themselves think about the real world in ARK ways. I know I play too much ARK when in real life: - I try to get a better look at something, and my brain instinctively tries to hot key my spyglass. -I see a huge rock along the side of the road, and wonder how much metal I could get out of it. -I see an a cool animal, and wonder what its stats might be. Any others? I actually want to carry a spyglass now so I can get a better look at far away things lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDukeBones Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Ask my girlfriend if she is set to wander. She says I say things like "Oh no the quetzles are out of food" in my sleep. Make the "UGGHHUHHHH" sound when im hungry or thristy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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