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Pay $80 For A Game With Dinosaurs

Make your first Base

Kill A Dodo

Strap C4 onto your dodo army and send it at a spino or rex

Build A Heavily Fortified Base on Singleplayer for no other reason than to look cool

Strap C4 onto a dimorphodon and make it attack a quetz

Do some grappling hook parkour

Tame a giga with a slingshot and raw meat

Tame a Rex and max it out only to pit it up against a giga

Tame a very low level giga only to pit it up against a rex

Make a house

Crash the game

Install a mod only to realize it doesn’t work

Clone a dodo 100 times and strap C4 to each of them

Take your dodo clones and ignite their C4 near a Rex

Become bored looking at this post and realize: “Why am I reading this?

Join a non dedicated server

Leave a non dedicated server

Join an official server

Spend $20 for a sandy DLC

Kill a wyvern

Fire rockets into a giant rock golem

Take a rex and a Lymantria and make them battle each other thinking it’s Godzilla vs Mothra

Make a Jerboa Army

Strap C4 onto a wild wyvern and not die

Spend another $20 on a dark and spoopy DLC and find something to do with it

Ragequit the Game

Become bored and delete the game you paid $120 for

Redownload the game because you wanna do some more stuff

Rinse And Repeat

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2 hours ago, OLIGATOR999 said:

Pay $80 For A Game With Dinosaurs

Make your first Base

Kill A Dodo

Strap C4 onto your dodo army and send it at a spino or rex

Build A Heavily Fortified Base on Singleplayer for no other reason than to look cool

Strap C4 onto a dimorphodon and make it attack a quetz

Do some grappling hook parkour

Tame a giga with a slingshot and raw meat

Tame a Rex and max it out only to pit it up against a giga

Tame a very low level giga only to pit it up against a rex

Make a house

Crash the game

Install a mod only to realize it doesn’t work

Clone a dodo 100 times and strap C4 to each of them

Take your dodo clones and ignite their C4 near a Rex

Become bored looking at this post and realize: “Why am I reading this?

Join a non dedicated server

Leave a non dedicated server

Join an official server

Spend $20 for a sandy DLC

Kill a wyvern

Fire rockets into a giant rock golem

Take a rex and a Lymantria and make them battle each other thinking it’s Godzilla vs Mothra

Make a Jerboa Army

Strap C4 onto a wild wyvern and not die

Spend another $20 on a dark and spoopy DLC and find something to do with it

Ragequit the Game

Become bored and delete the game you paid $120 for

Redownload the game because you wanna do some more stuff

Rinse And Repeat

sounds like all the new players currently.

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