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What is going on inside the WC company?


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So heres whats going on insde WC and where they are comming up with these brilliant ideas.

Alright team, we need to make a game that is both poopty and makes us money in a cheap way. Any ideas? Perfect idea Jim, we make a whole game about dinosaurs because we cant think of anything creative like Subnautica. Lets also exaggerate everything like how a Giganotosaurus is bigger than a Spinosarus because we feel like it and we should not follow how dinos are suppose to look like even though thats how it is suppose to be when making a game about the large, ground shaking lizards. Alright, now that we drew out everything and gave their animations, how do we let people... lets say tame them even though human have never existed with dinos? Ah yes Jim, the human somehow knocks them out with small little arrows and darts that are filled with narcotics. Whether it is possible, who cares. Oh yes Jim, we should also make it that the dinos hitbox to shoot at is as small as my sausage so that when a persons shoots at the toes, it does nothing and its a waste of materials. Alright, everything is set up, now lets release this game after many false release dates and also add so much bugs and glitches in the game which makes it crashes every 30 minutes. And lets also not fix these bugs and glitches until all of our players have encountered them and gives our forum some attention. WHICH BY THE WAY, we dont answer it until a couple of years because we have horrible customer service teams and such. OH RIGHT! Thanks for reminding Jim, we also should add somewhat useful content in our spare time instead of fixing all these bugs we have made. Thats even better Jim, you get a promotion for saying that, we should also make people buy our game for an unreasonable amount and add mobile for free but make everything in mobile poop and a pay to win game. And this thing called “Ancient Ambers” which lets the player buys useless architects because like a player in PvP would build a beutiful garden. Oh Jim thats even better! We should add DLCs that has even more bugs and glitches than our game itself and never fix them. Now lets allow people to add mods to our game because we are too lazy to fix our game. Mods like improving our poopty building mechanic and adds more structures that are so much more stable, creative and better than ours. Finally, we add no tutorials to anything in our game and no hints to telling the player that some dinosaurs can do other attacks. Oh we shouldnt forget about horrible controls. Yes that too Jim, when people play on servers that holds no admin consoles to help the server, there are a lot of stuff to deal with. Such as raining at night time to make everyone blind and cant see poop without the “gamma up” command. Not even torches should let you see. In fact, a torch shouldnt be still lit on fire when its raining but lets add that anyways including countless of other nonsense.

Btw, they arent creative enough to make a nice company name and decides to call it WildCard when they were playing Uno.

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