In Case You're a Bit New to Ark - The Tourists Guide to The Dinosaur Wilderness

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Ark can be a dangerous place for a poor, helpless, defenseless tourist like yourself. Don't worry though, The Tourists Guide will help you find your way through such perils. Just don't forget your towel.

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ARK's Real Tourist Guide:

1) You will probably die and lose all your stuff.

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The 2nd part to the guide reads: Despite the world being full of nearly hundred different dinos less then 10 are actually worth taming/useful...

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There is a theory that states if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Arks are for and why they are here they will instantly dissappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this already happened.