GoreShotz Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 and all was well, No dooming message of servers that fell Dupers running everywhere Legacy players thinking wild card don't care... For real though, I can't wait for this release and the announcement this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekasaurus Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 That's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacherboy Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 ... while visions of T-Rexes danced in their heads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie25brb Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Not a Giga to be uploaded on that somber night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfan84 Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 The consoles and PCs idle with care, in hopes of Raptor Claws will be flying over there... The gamers were asleep, in their beds they lay, dreaming that this time there would be no delay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetJaguar Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Twas the night before release and all through the house Not a creature was fed, not even a mouse The Legacy server was left without a care In hopes of new servers and good land to be had there. The beta testers were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of ETAs danced in their heads Jat at the computer, Jen on the forums Ark mods keeping all in proper decorum When out of the servers there arose such a clatter They were starting to fail; what could be the matter? Away to Twitter Jat flew with a flash No servers on the 29th would mean loss of cash! The stuttering and lag on new servers came Re-purposed from old; this cant be the same! Leaping from bed at 8am what to my eyes should appear A new list of official servers for Ark, some far, some near Scouting the list, many maps I do see The Island and Center, PVP and PVE With a yawn and a click a new server I pick Time to level again; I know this wont be quick "CLAIMING THIS!" and "CLAIMING THAT!" I heard many shout Was there anyplace to build? This server just came out! To green Ob, to Red Ob, there are foundations galore There seem to be so many; can there possibly be more? And then far away, from where I came I found some unclaimed land and dinos to tame Setting down a foundation with care and with ease I died moments later from swarms of compies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkasaurio Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, JetJaguar said: Twas the night before release and all through the house Not a creature was fed, not even a mouse The Legacy server was left without a care In hopes of new servers and good land to be had there. The beta testers were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of ETAs danced in their heads Jat at the computer, Jen on the forums Ark mods keeping all in proper decorum When out of the servers there arose such a clatter They were starting to fail; what could be the matter? Away to Twitter Jat flew with a flash No servers on the 29th would mean loss of cash! The stuttering and lag on new servers came Re-purposed from old; this cant be the same! Leaping from bed at 8am what to my eyes should appear A new list of official servers for Ark, some far, some near Scouting the list, many maps I do see The Island and Center, PVP and PVE With a yawn and a click a new server I pick Time to level again; I know this wont be quick "CLAIMING THIS!" and "CLAIMING THAT!" I heard many shout Was there anyplace to build? This server just came out! To green Ob, to Red Ob, there are foundations galore There seem to be so many; can there possibly be more? And then far away, from where I came I found some unclaimed land and dinos to tame Setting down a foundation with care and with ease I died moments later from swarms of compies OP's was awesome this is raptoring amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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