Leonhardt Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 So Wildcard is no doubt gonna mess with us big time on April Fool's Day. This thread is for wild and baseless speculation on what they're gonna do to prank us. My Thoughts, in order of likelihood: >Dodo spawns are replaced with Dodorex Spawns >All Raptor, Rex, Wolf, and Carno spawns are Alphas >Sharks can now fly >Hostile Alien NPCs temporarily added >Giant Robots temporarily added >The Volcano Erupts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnePotatoChip Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Medium Crop Plot blueprints in every Red Loot Crate. All dinosaur spawns replaced with Nuralagus Rex. Or horses. My Little Pony horses to be specific. Wilhelm scream upon death. Hordes of aggressive, poo-flinging Mesopithecus with drastically increased spawn rates. Basilosaurus confirmed to never be confirmed. All emoji-actions in-game replaced with the Whip and Nae-Nae. Thatch structures are now unbreakable and a Pachy with arthritis can charge through metal walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DmpTrkDrvr Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 hours ago, OnePotatoChip said: All emoji-actions in-game replaced with the Whip and Nae-Nae. Do this anyway.---^ Don't toy with my emotions like that unless we get a Stanky leg, and the above mentioned.. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XcrazeddoctorX Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 all dodo's have 20mil hp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vohjiin Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Simple, you add this line in the patch notes -Increased Giganotsaurus structure damage and can now do reduced damage to metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sAd Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Leonhardt said: >The Volcano Erupts ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyAnn Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Herbivores get predator AI and Predators get herbivore AI - standby for super aggressive pigs and trikes but docile rexes and gigas. haha, on a more serious note I suspect messing with the colours of dinos would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyetm Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Penguins spawn all over the island and are now hostile and carry clubs:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryCade Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I thought we got it early with the missing cookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhardt Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Eyetm said: Penguins spawn all over the island and are now hostile and carry clubs:D Or how about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darckray Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Easy, they'll update the game on time (or that's what they're going to make us believe) there won't be any hot fixes and the game will be updated 10 times in a row :v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaprodonychus Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 The plant species x will grow legs and eat everything. Potatoes are Poisonus. Non tameable dinos are tameable (why? Cause it's shear nonsense) might introduce a map that tricks with poeples minds.....a giant maze! Maybe the land and water switch......nah that's just trolling. Gigantopithecus are now giant John Cenas maybe they might just introduce a trickster like dinosaur........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighFlyer15 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Jat hinted at an Easter Bunny in the Digest Maybe a Procoptodon costume? With the pouch full of eggs And of course, we can't have Easter without the whole reason why Easter is celebrated Raptor Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhardt Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Just now, HighFlyer15 said: Jat hinted at an Easter Bunny in the Digest Maybe a Procoptodon costume? With the pouch full of eggs And of course, we can't have Easter without the whole reason why Easter is celebrated Raptor Jesus Why can I not vote this up more than once. Praise Raptor Jesus He went extinct for our sins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighFlyer15 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Just now, Leonhardt said: Why can I not vote this up more than once. Raptor Jesus deserves a profile with no limit to upvotes It would be the least we could do for him on this forum Holy by thy name, upvotes thou shalt receive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhardt Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Also Airmech has Jesus piloting giant robots so I don't see why we can't have Jesus being a Raptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighFlyer15 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Just now, Leonhardt said: Also Airmech has Jesus piloting giant robots so I don't see why we can't have Jesus being a Raptor. Haha that's hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleSiren Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 DX12 will be released that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaprodonychus Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Will must all praise raptor jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 They will wipe the servers (Maybe reroll a day after that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 On 29/01/2016 at 5:12 AM, Leonhardt said: So Wildcard is no doubt gonna mess with us big time on April Fool's Day. This thread is for wild and baseless speculation on what they're gonna do to prank us. My Thoughts, in order of likelihood: >Dodo spawns are replaced with Dodorex Spawns >All Raptor, Rex, Wolf, and Carno spawns are Alphas >Sharks can now fly >Hostile Alien NPCs temporarily added >Giant Robots temporarily added >The Volcano Erupts Say they are going to rollback the Dino stat Nerf on officials but only do it for the dodo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampersam Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Here are a few of my wild stabs: Alpha dodos! Giganoto costumes (so you can walk up to your friend's base and look menacingly over the fence) Every drop is a white drop so you don't know what you're gonna get All materials are skinned to look like metal so you don't know who's got a thatch house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sAd Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Raptor Claus will appear again. But instead of awesome stuff in his boxes...they are all explosives and explode the moment they hit the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destinum Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 On 2016-01-29 at 0:42 PM, OnePotatoChip said: Medium Crop Plot blueprints in every Red Loot Crate. So like it already is then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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