Crows Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 There's too many server hoppers causing trouble, killing people while they're on metal runs and picking anybody they can, etc - so I'm building a well-fortified, metal prison on the Island, official PvP server and I need suggestions/tips/advice. Shall I build it on the beach so that I don't need to bother with adding air cons to regulate temperature? or would they still help, regardless of area? I'm wanting the prison to have cells that are at least 3x3 with metal railings and a door - should I still add a wooden cage inside for extra security? and obviously hand-cuff supplies, food, water taps. Once hand-cuffed, when is it best to check their food and water again? any help welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog1986 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 The best prison build I've seen was a larger building with metal railings acting as true prison cells, with cages inside those cells for added benefit. Air cons in each corner and 2-3 in the middle and a fridge or two with food, med brews and water inside. A vault along the walls carried cattle prods and clubs, along with a riot helmet to avoid any unruly behavior if they wake back up again and a ton of stone and handcuffs. Check food every 10-15 minutes, recommend soothing music as such as Hanson's MmmBop or Barney's I love you song, or you can read to them like our prison warden who likes to make up dirty Dr Seuss stories to entertain people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerDanger42 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Troodon/dilo prison wardens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crows Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, bulldog1986 said: The best prison build I've seen was a larger building with metal railings acting as true prison cells, with cages inside those cells for added benefit. Air cons in each corner and 2-3 in the middle and a fridge or two with food, med brews and water inside. A vault along the walls carried cattle prods and clubs, along with a riot helmet to avoid any unruly behavior if they wake back up again and a ton of stone and handcuffs. Check food every 10-15 minutes, recommend soothing music as such as Hanson's MmmBop or Barney's I love you song, or you can read to them like our prison warden who likes to make up dirty Dr Seuss stories to entertain people. This is amazing lol thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goaty Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, bulldog1986 said: The best prison build I've seen was a larger building with metal railings acting as true prison cells, with cages inside those cells for added benefit. Air cons in each corner and 2-3 in the middle and a fridge or two with food, med brews and water inside. A vault along the walls carried cattle prods and clubs, along with a riot helmet to avoid any unruly behavior if they wake back up again and a ton of stone and handcuffs. Check food every 10-15 minutes, recommend soothing music as such as Hanson's MmmBop or Barney's I love you song, or you can read to them like our prison warden who likes to make up dirty Dr Seuss stories to entertain people. You sir are a savage, this is truly the best way to keep someone on prison haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCloud Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 you just need 1x1 metal rooms, handcuff them and weigh them down, use A/Cs to make sure they don't get to hot/cold, you could just put one underneath every other cell as long as the climate is mildish. You'd probably have to still check on them every 2 hours if they are online, if they are offline they won't lose food/water. But you should know if you imprison anyone with friends they're going to come in force to free them. Up to bronto pushes, and they may wipe you. I know some 'day trippers' will come just to see if they can get decent loot off a base or two, but then something like that pisses them off so they rally friends and brontos to wipe the server. So it's kind of a lose lose situation, let them pillage and hope they leave, or prison them and risk wrath. And even if you let them pillage they may find enough good stuff to warrant continuing to other bases. Lose lose lol, just considerations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog1986 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Goaty said: You sir are a savage, this is truly the best way to keep someone on prison haha. We have a dedicated prison warden, the best moment of my life is him babysitting chinese prisoners while they blasted porn sounds through their mic, he's sitting there reading them Dr Seuss and 50 Shades of Grey very dirty like, every single person on teamspeak is losing their mind laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffyPony Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I'd put a wooden cage inside of a metal room for a "cell." Also in your prison, I'd include some chests with narcotic/electric prod/rare mushroom to keep people alive. Definitely would advise using Air Conditioners, or Dimetrodons if you wanted them to double as prison guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapshot Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 34 minutes ago, bulldog1986 said: We have a dedicated prison warden, the best moment of my life is him babysitting chinese prisoners while they blasted porn sounds through their mic, he's sitting there reading them Dr Seuss and 50 Shades of Grey very dirty like, every single person on teamspeak is losing their mind laughing. LOL that is how to make anyone go crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d1nk Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, Snapshot said: LOL that is how to make anyone go crazy. Or make them listen to bob dylan 2014 live album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snapshot Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, d1nk said: Or make them listen to bob dylan 2014 live album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crows Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, d1nk said: Or make them listen to bob dylan 2014 live album LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volunteer Moderator 1david25 Posted May 25, 2017 Volunteer Moderator Share Posted May 25, 2017 a lot of metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptoBraunch Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 My best advice is to have it as hidden as possible, with a decoy prison in an obvious place, designed to waste as much resources as possible. Have an ambush ready for the backup thats inevitably coming. Make sure to give them "yard time", remove their rocks and cuffs and lead them to a secure outdoor enclosure. Make sure theres no place they can get in a turrets fov. If they try acting up, club them and throw em back in their cell. Have a gigantopithecus with a flak helmet as a guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostSpy Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Build a flyer breeding glitch box and drop them inside with ghillie/fur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUSHOETMI Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Don't forget the cloth armor painted orange for the inmates, always a must have. Blindfolds/blackbags need to be added to the game for this reason, if they can't see where you've taken them then it makes it harder for their friends to find them. Also place a metal sign outside saying "Hotel" that should trick their friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalltusk Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I wonder if a flying quetz would work? Build a small metal base on it and have it hover as it shouldn't lose stam if no ones piloting it right? I am unsure of the flier nerf affected that but it would be cool to see if someone could make it work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUSHOETMI Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Khalltusk said: I wonder if a flying quetz would work? Build a small metal base on it and have it hover as it shouldn't lose stam if no ones piloting it right? I am unsure of the flier nerf affected that but it would be cool to see if someone could make it work. They would just fall through the platform when they log off so wouldn't be very effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalltusk Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 That makes sense, shame would have been cool to have a mobile prison for some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MostSpy Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 quetz also continue to lose stam when you get out of the saddle now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YUSHOETMI Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 32 minutes ago, MostSpy said: quetz also continue to lose stam when you get out of the saddle now... Actually no your'e right, forgot the prisoners would count as being on the platform, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BubbaCrawfish Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Just wait until someone whinges that you're making them unable to play the game... Would be interesting though to actually have a cellblock full of bad players. There's only one thing though, how do you decide who goes in there, as maybe they were defending themselves, or chasing someone around the clusters who attacked them, yet ran onto your server? It's just, you don't want to become the 'bad guy' in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torqx Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Build a small building with enough room to fit some fence foundations and metal railings and have walls around that with a ramp to drop them inside the trap. They will constantly be "falling" so they will practically never die. Unless they keep logging in and out and luckily glitch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastNerb Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 there is a glitch where you can make people float on metal rails so they dont use stamina. You can keep someone alive for 12+hrs without checking on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonie1 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 You gotta play Easy Street music while they are in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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