Cloud24 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I couldnt find anything about it and the link in the patchnotes didnt work.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Chris Posted May 20, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 20, 2017 Gives you an XP buff when you poop in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZxDawbyxZ Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Paint it gold for your throne to look cool lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstar Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Casanova said: Gives you an XP buff when you poop in it. wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iimmy Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Cloud24 said: I couldnt find anything about it and the link in the patchnotes didnt work.. What it essentially does is take precious time away from fixing bugs, some gamebreaking, some 3 years old. It then delegates time to an unneeded and unwanted feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volunteer Moderator GP Posted May 20, 2017 Volunteer Moderator Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Iimmy said: What it essentially does is take precious time away from fixing bugs, some gamebreaking, some 3 years old. It then delegates time to an unneeded and unwanted feature. Game released on Steam Early Access: 2nd June 2015. Current date 20th May 2017. Total time passed: Not even 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthaNyan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Iimmy said: What it essentially does is take precious time away from fixing bugs, some gamebreaking, some 3 years old. It then delegates time to an unneeded and unwanted feature. Because in your opinion Creative people (Art, Models, Textures) are surely the best choice for traversing Game's spaghetti code for bugfixing... I can assure you they are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedogowl Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 TOILET WHAAA!? There's a toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypsy Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Quote It’s not all bad news for anal emission lovers, however. While we were chatting about sea poop, Stieglitz also let slip that working toilets will be coming to Ark’s v258 update, currently scheduled to arrive on May 29. “How can you possibly consider your Tribe ‘civilized’ until it has indoor plumbing?!” he said. To complement the toilet, a new poop-o-meter is being added to Ark’s HUD. When it appears, you know that your butthole is about to blow, so dash on over to your throne (which you hopefully had the foresight to connect to a water pipe), sit down, then press the ‘defecate’ key. When you’re done, stand up and flush, and your BM will be converted into a sizable quantity of compost. You’ll even get a special post-expulsion ‘refreshed’ status XP boost. http://kotaku.com/the-many-kinds-of-poop-in-ark-survival-evolved-1795315471?IR=T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthaNyan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, thedogowl said: TOILET WHAAA!? There's a toilet? There will be one - it is in future patchnotes. Suggestion: The next thing we'll have (i hope): dino poop collector connected via pipes to Industrial Compost Bin (has to be irrigated separately). As a bonus feature - connect ICB to your gardening pipes or separate set of pipes for auto-fertilizing them (ICB acts as reservoir/dispenser for fertilizer akin to water reservoirs), drink from a tap of such a system to get poisoning effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsman Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Trying to get the worst gaming idea of the year award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayne1973 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 29 minutes ago, Woodsman said: Trying to get the worst gaming idea of the year award? Nah Best trolling idea of the year lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaoslion Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 3 hours ago, GP said: Game released on Steam Early Access: 2nd June 2015. Current date 20th May 2017. Total time passed: Not even 2 years. lol maybe they are talking in game years. If that is the case I have a few survivor characters that have spent decades on this game in EA!!!!. But no in all seriousness, When you spend so much time in dynamic worlds building and playing a game its easy for months to feel like years. The grind is real and so is the time put in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SassinPr0ph3cy Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Would have preferred Dynamic-Length Bridges but o well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeyB Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Power leveling is now pooping in a toilet every ten minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novarae Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, SmokeyB said: Power leveling is now pooping in a toilet every ten minutes The Coprophilia is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstar Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 28 minutes ago, Novarae said: The Coprophilia is real no please...don t even think of it Maybe they should add a Crap turret or crap gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeled Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 32 minutes ago, Voidstar said: Maybe they should add a Crap turret or crap gun. plant x is already a poop turret if u think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstar Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 55 minutes ago, pixeled said: plant x is already a poop turret if u think about it now that you say it...I understad. wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthaNyan Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 hours ago, SmokeyB said: Power leveling is now pooping in a toilet every ten minutes And then you'll need to beat ascension dungeon to get the toilet engram and you'll need that engram in order to use toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnWolf Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Hypsy said: http://kotaku.com/the-many-kinds-of-poop-in-ark-survival-evolved-1795315471?IR=T Poop-o-meter? Please don't add this to the HUD as an obvious icon lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterKeeper Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 @Jeremy Stieglitz We can't remove our underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shosoro858 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 ok i can hear it now in tribe chat "who left the seat up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jostabeere Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 20 hours ago, Iimmy said: What it essentially does is take precious time away from fixing bugs, some gamebreaking, some 3 years old. It then delegates time to an unneeded and unwanted feature. Because obviously every member of the devteam is only working on modelling and scripting new code and not everyone has a different task like graphic design, sound design, bugfixes and coding... And obviously entire team of WC sat down and made the WC (what a great pun). That's how game development works, right? What a foolish statement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novarae Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 On 5/21/2017 at 3:04 AM, Voidstar said: no please...don t even think of it Maybe they should add a Crap turret or crap gun. There used to be a mod with poop golems.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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