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For a lot of us Spring Break is next week


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2 hours ago, theronin said:

NONOO!!!!!  dude.  cmon man.  if your still young enough to have spring break you shouldnt be taming dinos you should be taming this!!!!!!!  LOLL

 

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I was about to criticize Spring Break, until I saw some really uncomfortable comparisons.

There are lots of Narcotics involved.

There are a lot of people standing around unconscious people feeding things to them.

People are seeking out girls based on the best colors and levels.

People DO spend hours and hours cycling through crappy ones to get the best.

 

Now listen here, ARK players, you go out there, and you find yourself a Level 150 Girl. Perfect Tame her with whatever the hell you have on you. 

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On 3/24/2017 at 7:00 PM, LilNastyGurl said:

I was about to criticize Spring Break, until I saw some really uncomfortable comparisons.

There are lots of Narcotics involved.

There are a lot of people standing around unconscious people feeding things to them.

People are seeking out girls based on the best colors and levels.

People DO spend hours and hours cycling through crappy ones to get the best.

 

Now listen here, ARK players, you go out there, and you find yourself a Level 150 Girl. Perfect Tame her with whatever the hell you have on you. 

Well that's one of the oddest analogies I have seen made me laugh. 

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On 3/24/2017 at 6:00 PM, LilNastyGurl said:

I was about to criticize Spring Break, until I saw some really uncomfortable comparisons.

There are lots of Narcotics involved.

There are a lot of people standing around unconscious people feeding things to them.

People are seeking out girls based on the best colors and levels.

People DO spend hours and hours cycling through crappy ones to get the best.

 

Now listen here, ARK players, you go out there, and you find yourself a Level 150 Girl. Perfect Tame her with whatever the hell you have on you. 

That totally made me laugh out loud at work...well done!

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