Blakka Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 LONELY? So im quest and ive been on the island for 61 lvls.im look8ng for a in game wife.....lol i kno....but hey i will build a chapel .i already have a stone house and a couple dinos for said house .i will invite all allences on my server n they will bring gifts lol aswell as camera for our memories lol.[not looking for a serious "marriage" just a little rp for fun can even began alliance for our respective tribe but mainly to have fun n joke around]IN DEATH DO US PART LOK if ur intrested message me here or gt tony2glocks lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazzamaniac Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 That's sad lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 So u wanna be wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonyx Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Hed be your husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazzamaniac Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I am a man good sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irk Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Hey I'll be your in-game wife for a low, low monthly fee of $19.99* plus tax, shipping & handling and a one-time $5 fee just 'cause. I wont be on much though. I'll just make a female character and you can keep her in your stone house. I'll log in once a month and Salute at you though. Maybe even Friendly Lower Hands, if you're lucky. *For the first three months, than the monthly rate will increase to $99.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 6, 2017 Author Share Posted March 6, 2017 Look im an great catch!!!i got my own rex foe ark sake!!i like long walks along the forst fangs.i have a good building job so u can say i work construction.i can provide food shelter clothing etc.sheesh i even got a house with a master bedroom!!!n a dang farm....kinda.Lmao u guys are the reason ive had 14 divorces so far LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapshunTheCoolest Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Wow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONBOT Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 That actually sounds fun! Can i be your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossy3131 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Hmmm u are a very strange man but fingers crossed you find your ark wife lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Yes u can!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 I almost had a wife but she found someone who truly appreciates her pixels.smh we had something special ironbot but now......."is it to late to say sorryyyy"i know thats your favorite song.so im back at it again look8ng for my wife.thank you guys for all your support this has been tough going thru all these divorces.i literally cnt own jack.yesterday i built a raft n instead of me n my name as owner it had my 6th wifes name on it.smh i just cnt win.so if your an eliable ark bachelorette plz message me...hmmmmm reality show anyone.the real wifes of ark........16 dinos and pregenet....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFacerape Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 This is a rather weird thread.... but goodluck in your search for an ark wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILuvTheAwesomeDevs Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Lololololol, I would be your wife, however I am but a man..... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 I mean.........are you sure???when was the last time you checked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatchal69 Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I could not stop laughing while reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 So give me postive rating!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddansen Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Hahah I'll dress up as a woman for your rp pleasure .... No funny business tho ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakka Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 My middle name is "funny bussiness"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inGLORIOUS13 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 lol really? ark silliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.