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      Note for players regarding Ascension (please open terminal/tribute before ascending)   02/04/18

      With the latest server update on PC (v276.493), if you're going to attempt ascension, before doing so please make sure you've opened a supply crate/transmitter/obelisk/ basically anything terminal/tribute inventories. It's a temp workaround to characters being lost when ascending whilst we're investigating character issues further.

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I recently bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day long. 

I once saw a snobbish criminal walking down a flight of stairs in my building. He was a condescending con descending.

Rick Astley is pretty easy when it comes to lending people films from his Pixar Bluray collection, but he's never gonna give you Up.

When Ghandi was alive, he rarely wore shoes, leaving the soles of his feet rugged and tough. He also lived a strict vegetarian lifestyle, leaving his body frail, and giving him terrible breath. Therefore, Ghandi was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis. 

 

 

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