BigBobomb Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Now this is a story all about how my tribe got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute craft a chair and park I'll tell you about my journey throughout the arks On the island I was born and raised in the swamplands is where I spent most of my days dying respawning and dying some more every morning 10+ titanboas outside of my doors when a couple of guys, anarchy their name spotted a 150 quetz we were trying to tame got in one little fight we were doomed to be wiped raided anarchy and moved to the center that night. The Center map was the new land try and take alpha was always the plan 20+ in tribe boy we were in luck there was no alpha the Devs just switched it up and when I say that what I really mean server was pve just last week needless to say we were all power hungry poor pve'ers didn't even know what was coming they were astonished by how quickly we grew full metal base in a day or two a small little egg farm then came the quetz I won't even say I'm sure you know the rest. Next thing you know we got a Female neighbor but something was strange about her behavior the virgins went nuts they were bringing her stuff there was even talk of recruiting her up but I said no I don't like how she acts plus my premonitions was telling me that she's wack and wouldn't you know my thoughts were facts turns out the chick had 2 balls and a sack All of them man were they embarrassed said you can't pretend you're a girl that just isn't fair and they started to plot and they started to ploy. All saying This pretend woman must be destroyed but dawn the heshe had a trick up her sleeve a move that would bring valor down to our knees Mic-less tribemate named John been with us from the swamps kicked everyone from the tribe and made the new leader dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volunteer Moderator ThzNutz Posted February 9, 2017 Volunteer Moderator Share Posted February 9, 2017 will there be a story or is the above your entire post? i get the humor attempt, but unless you flesh this out a bit more im afraid its bound for off topic. ***hahaha--well played sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBobomb Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 2 hours ago, ThzNutz said: will there be a story or is the above your entire post? i get the humor attempt, but unless you flesh this out a bit more im afraid its bound for off topic. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theronin Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 LOL!! Cool read man. Was that supposed to be a poem? I like your cerativity and your story. YES - many players will take on women avatars just for this very reason. Sad but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBobomb Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, theronin said: LOL!! Cool read man. Was that supposed to be a poem? I like your cerativity and your story. YES - many players will take on women avatars just for this very reason. Sad but it works. Have you ever seen fresh prince of belaire? It's supposed to be a parody to the theme song! Lol and actually unfortunately it was not creative it all really happened. It's a true story ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theronin Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 minute ago, BigBobomb said: Have you ever seen fresh prince of belaire? It's supposed to be a parody to the theme song! Lol and actually unfortunately it was not creative it all really happened. It's a true story ? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I grew up on the fresh prince! Now it's even more awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenoBoy Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 We had that issue with us and got insided. Nice to see people having fun and taking it better than we did lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBobomb Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 2 hours ago, HenoBoy said: We had that issue with us and got insided. Nice to see people having fun and taking it better than we did lol. Yea man it hurt. We had bred giga up on top of the center and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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