Pachycephalosaurus Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Now this is a story all about how My PACHY life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of the CRETACEOUS PERIOD In west WYOMING born and raised On the GRASS FIELDS was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And AND SMASHING SOME HEADS outside of the HOME When a couple RAPTORS who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one BATTLE and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in SOUTH DAKOTA." I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she sent me on my way She gave me a kiss I put my SKULL on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class GAME TRAIL, yo, this ain’t bad Drinking WATER OUT OF THE RIVERs Is this what the people of SOUTH DAKOTA living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this PACHY? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of SOUTH DAKOTA Well, the GAME TRAIL ENDED There was a PACHY who looked like a SCARY PACHY standing there I ain't trying to get IN A FIGHT yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a PACHY GUIDE and when it came near HE SMELLED FRESH If anything I could say that this GUIDE was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." "Yo, home to SOUTH DAKOTA." I pulled up to the PACHY TERRITORY about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the GUIDE, "Yo homie smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of SOUTH DAKOTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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