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Fresh Prince of The CRETACEOUS PERIOD


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Now this is a story all about how

My PACHY life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of the CRETACEOUS PERIOD

 

In west WYOMING born and raised

On the GRASS FIELDS was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And AND SMASHING SOME HEADS outside of the HOME

When a couple RAPTORS who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one BATTLE and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in SOUTH DAKOTA."

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she  sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss

I put my SKULL on and said, "I might as well kick it."

 

First class GAME TRAIL, yo, this ain’t bad

Drinking WATER OUT OF THE RIVERs

Is this what the people of SOUTH DAKOTA living like?

Hmm, this might be alright.

 
 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this PACHY?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of SOUTH DAKOTA

 

Well, the GAME TRAIL ENDED

There was a PACHY who looked like a SCARY PACHY standing there

I ain't trying to get IN A FIGHT yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

 

I whistled for a PACHY GUIDE and when it came near

HE SMELLED FRESH

If anything I could say that this GUIDE was rare

But I thought, "Nah, forget it."

"Yo, home to SOUTH DAKOTA."

 

I pulled up to the PACHY TERRITORY about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the GUIDE, "Yo homie smell ya later."

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of SOUTH DAKOTA

 
 
 
 
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